PMS

Ever feel like this tacky plastic tiara?
One girl, one guy, perfect relationship? I think not!

For the girls...
How many times have you wished that the 'perfect guy' would magically appear in front of you, sweeping you helplessly off your feet into his strong arms. And how many times do you wish this perfect guy to be handsome yet smart, sweet yet sexy, who must fufill all the requirements of being a gentlemen yet taking initiative in the relationship? Of course, he will love only you, look only at you and no other women, buy you presents on all the occassions and also surprise you when you least expect with little gestures or gifts?

Now... what must you do in the relationship?

Of course, absoultely nothing except look beautiful and wait for all everything to come to you. If you are the romantic, maybe you can chuck in a few love letters but certainly not pay for him, because... that's the guys job! As well as protecting you and acting manly.

Maybe if you are like this, or less exaggerated, you have in fact PMS. Princess Malnutrition Syndrome.

And for the guys...
Now your girlfriend or partner is acting grumpy. Yep, it must certainly be that time of the month. P.M.S.
Yes, it certainly is that 'time of the month', but no I do not mean the female menstruation cycle. It is the time when men should buy all their princesses presents, or act extra nicer, just because.... well you are men.

Just like you feed your dogs and cats, you should now allocate a part of your monthly, weekly or better yet, daily earnings to feed your princess everything that she needs to be the bright, beautiful, bubbly girl that she deserves to be.

How much you say? Or wait, you are just another blundering high school student who does not have a job yet and is just facing the many stresses of the HSC?

Sadly, you are still not exempt. If you do not have the money, no fear! You may always resort to:

a) Finding money off the ground, to 99% no avail
b) Saving your lunch money, yes that $7.50 that you may spend at the canteen is now not yours anymore
c) Sell your video games for that extra bit of cash.
d) Sell your soul

... in order to please that lovely princess of yours.

And how may you sell your soul?

Why, simply sign up for a beautiful, sweet, romantic love today ;)

AN: Idealism is stupid. Read the Great Gatsby for an example.