Awww sheittt...

A cold sense panic washes over you as beads of sweat starts forming around your forehead. Your surroundings seem to swirl around you in a light blur as you frantically look around you. Your pulse is racing, your heart is thumping and the adrenalin is rushing through your veins.

'FUUUUU**', you think.

'WHERE DID I LEAVE IT?'

As you continue to frantically search for your missing item, it's nowhere to be seen and you try to recollect when you last saw it. But you don't have a single clue.

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Does that moment ever happen to you?

Because it happens to me all the time, like the time I thought I lost my mobile.

Also the time I thought I lost the price list of clothes at work.

Anyways, my work is reputedly the easiest job out there where I just have to endure the hardships of walking two minutes from home to the local shopping centre, then sitting for another 8.5 hours in front of the computer where I go on Facebook, go on Tetris and do some homework. Occassionally, people do come in and buy stuff but most of the time I'm extremely free.

This would be one of those times, but I just had that moment where I thought I lost something at work and freak out because it's only me and the boss who work here ... so it's extremely obvious when I fuck up.

(Like the time I stepped on a shelf and broke it)

Shh. The name of the store will now remain anonymous (but it is of a very trendy nature).

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And onto the second topic of the day.... publicly stacking it...

I don't usually see it happen to other people but I experience it on an almost daily basis.

For the inexperienced, it's probably awkward and you feel embarassed right?

I think I take it that step further of awkwardness when I start laughing to myself after and walk off as if it didn't happen

What is the smoootthest way to respond to this situation?